Twenty-four hours is a long time in cycling and the post-Easter haze has seen a sugar rush of doping bombshells sandwiched between two slices of doughy spring classics as Messrs Philippe Gilbert and Alejandro Valverde topped the podium in Valkenberg and Huy.
First up, let's look at the man who until recently boasted on his Twitter bio of his 13 Grand Tour wins as a directeur sportif, seven of which achieved alongside his great comrade Lance Armstrong.
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