Blazin' Saddles

  • The Worlds are not enough

    History rewrote itself in Copenhagen on Wednesday
    with Germany winning Worlds War One ahead of Britain, while Switzerland was
    neutralised into third.

    The time trial done and dusted, focus now switches to the big one as Britain bids
    to bounce back with a bang in the Second Worlds War, for which Mark Cavendish
    is clearly one of the danger men.

    But first, let's forget Cav and his bejewelled moonboots as Saddles takes a
    look at the German Giraffe Tony Martin's supreme showing in the ITT.

    Saddles was given an earful last month during the Vuelta when he referred to
    Martin as the time triallist of

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  • Fat Tuesday

    Fans of this humble cycling blogger's ramshackle Twitter
    feed
    will know that Saddles is currently enjoying his own
    tour Down Under.

    On the back of his good friend Rob the Cog's wedding
    in Melbourne, Saddles decided it would be a neat idea to try and get to the
    bottom of this whole GreenEDGE malarkey.

    So, touched down in Sydney after his 22-hour flight
    from London (during which Saddles embarrassingly passed out during the gruesome
    arm-severing scene in the film 127 Hours), BS thought he'd do some nosing
    around.

    It all started rather ominously with a dream that
    Saddles was once again in ancient

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  • Frandy: an apology

    Saddles
    is going to be a man and put his hands up and admit he got it wrong about
    Frandy.

    After
    Frandy's one-two on the Galibier - which came after an early, measured and
    highly accomplished attack - how can anyone not shower Frandy with praise?

    Frandy,
    the way you took everyone by surprise on the Col d'Izoard, with an attack when
    nobody expected it, was a masterstroke; the kind of aggressive
    all-in-at-any-cost riding we no longer seem to see amongst our overly cautious
    GC hopefuls.

    Granted,
    Saddles thought it was a bit rich for you to ride a thoroughly decent descent
    after all those downhill

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  • Blazin’ Saddles: Scraping the barrel

    There's no denying it's been a terrific race, but the Vuelta's penultimate stage underlined just how much the race has been whittled down to its last dregs.

    Let's give him his dues: Daniele Bennati is an accomplished sprinter who has notched stage wins in all three Grand Tours. In this day and age of super-fast finishing, however, he's hardly Usain Bolt on two wheels. Heck, he's not even Mark Lewis-Francis on a tricycle.

    But Bennati was the pick of the bunch on Saturday's stage 20, winning at a canter ahead of two other non-descript Italians. It's a sign of the times: no one's anyone in the

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  • Back to Basque

    It's hard to imagine just how stage 19 of the Vuelta could
    have gone any better for the Basque Country on its return to the race after a
    33-year exile.

    Save Miguel Indurain coming out of retirement to take
    second-place in front of a traditional txistu ensemble fronted by Iban Mayo,
    Joseba Beloki and David Etxeberria, while Vuelta director Abraham Olano
    performed a dance wearing nothing but a black Basque-style beret on hearing
    news of the quashing of all on-going cases against Igor Astarloa - save all that,
    it's hard to see how things could have panned out more favourably.

    In fact, the whole

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  • Friggins back on top

    Cruelly separated on Friday by Vincenzo Nibali's crafty bonus-second sprint, British combo Bradley Wiggins and Chris Froome restored their historic one-two at the top of the Vuelta standings on Saturday.

    As the Team Sky website so aptly put it - for once wholly justified in their hyperbole - the Wiggins-Froome double act put on "a stunning display of climbing that left a trail of destruction in their wake".

    That destruction included dealing out a hefty lesson to defending champion Nibali, who had been taking back cheeky seconds here and there since the ITT, but who saw it all thrown back in

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  • Blazin’ Saddles: Matteo Montagutted

    Whatever he did on Thursday stage 18, Italian Matteo Montaguti found himself thwarted and chastised by his fellow escapees.

    His primary target for the day was quite simple: pick up as many points over the summits as possible to keep Frenchman David Moncoutie under pressure in the KOM competition.

    But somehow he ended up being the poor boy bullied by everyone in the playground.
    Not only did Montaguti have to cope with the physical battering he took at the hands of Moncoutie's expert Cofidis team-mate Nico Sijmans, he also found himself the butt of an assorted barrage of feisty admonitions from

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  • Wiggins on the rise

    After an
    understandably timid first week in sweltering Spain, Britain's Bradley Wiggins
    came alive in a thrilling finale to Sunday's stage nine to the ski resort of La
    Covatilla.

    Wiggins, a
    renowned MOD and music lover, must have dropped his iPod in the sea at Benidorm
    nine days ago because he's been clearly warming up to the wrong tunes. 

    Instead of
    being driven by Paul Weller's 'Peacock Suit' or 'The Guns of Brixton' by The
    Clash, Wiggin's form since the opening TTT looked to have been affected by
    having Bjork's 'It's Oh So Quiet' on a constant loop.

    But on
    Sunday's final climb, a

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  • Froome’s Special K

    Despite apparent death threats from the Nutty Clusters of Spanish fans, Chris Froome got it Just Right in the final kilometre of stage 17.

    On a day that Froomey moved within 13 seconds of the summit, it was a question of Cobo Pops and Brad Flakes in Calabria.

    With the Kenyan-born, South African-raised Briton filling his bowl with a masterful attack up the Alpen-like climb, it was Cheerios to his main rivals, many of whom were left Shredded, Beat and broken.

    They may have been shouting "You win and we kill you" to Froome, but in the end those rather insalubrious fans could well have proved

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  • Pay day for JJs

    It was a tale of two Juan Josés in the Vuelta on Tuesday as JJ Haedo broke his Grand Tour duck while JJ Cobo increased his lead at the top of the GC.

    If anyone had told Saddles a few weeks ago that, five legs from Madrid, Cobo would be in red the day Haedo actually won a major stage, he would have spluttered 'you must be j-joking'.

    Saxo Bank's Haedo is a speedster so sluggish he has earned the moniker "The Slowmotion Sprinter" from the famous Danish sports commentator Joergen Leth.

    Aged 30, Haedo's biggest win prior to Tuesday's Vuelta scalp was in the 2010 Mumbai Cyclothon - although his two

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