of the century continues today when Steven Gerrard gives evidence at Liverpool crown court.
Gerrard, who denies a charge of affray, may be asked to
expand on evidence he gave to police in which he admitted hitting nightclub DJ
but said he lashed out in self-defence.
It is all fairly unseemly stuff which, without wanting to
sound too much like Germaine Greer, illustrates perfectly just how stupid men
The fact that a small quarrel about music can end up with
one man losing a tooth and another on trial should be reason enough for the
entire male gender to be sent to its room