There is one question Early Boers, along with the rest of England, urgently needs answering.
Fortunately the Daily Telegraph's Henry Winter took some time out of his day to help ponder the goalkeeping crisis which has been raging ever since Robert Green lent the United States a helping hand.
As well as considering whether manager Fabio Capello is to blame, Winter reveals who he would anoint as England's latest clown-in-waiting against Algeria on Friday.
Plus, national icon Wayne Rooney lets rip over Franz Beckenbauer's slating of the Three Lions' style of play.
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