Football and maths have been cosying up all week. First we learn that Alan Pardew has asked his players to mark Newcastle's shirt sponsorship deal with payday loan sharks Wonga.com by giving 4012% out on the park. Then the Daily Mirror tells us that it is as well that San Marino's goalkeeper is an accountant, because he'll need a head for figures to tot up the number of goals that will be fired past him at Wembley tonight.
As if. Frankly, as long as he can count up to six he should be okay. San Marino may be officially the worst international team in Europe, but as we will no doubt be hearingRead More »from San Marino match a total waste of time