Chelsea Message Board
Please be on the lookout for a set of five stars.
WOY made them last night, and when he logged on this morning they were missing.
If you happen to come across them lying around somewhere, please return them, as WOY is inconsolable with grief, they were his only friends.
There is a reward of £10:00 to anyone who returns the stars ... no questions asked, he just wants them back.
If found, please return to ..
Kipper's Turnip Farm
Please be on the lookout for one Chelsea Bronze Shield, property of Butch.
Seem's he mislaid it this morning after losing all of his previous 6 shields under another ID 'Pixie master'.
Never mind eh butch. Perhap's 'dogs_of_war stole robbed them, before his untimely demise from these boards.
There is a $10:00 aus reward to anyone who returns the shields...no questions asked, he just wants them back
If found, please return to..
The Crown Public House
Lee Bowyer esq