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  • A Yahoo! User Jun 16, 2010 06:33 Flag

    Van Gogh's Family Tree

    His dizzy aunt ------------------------------------------ Verti Gogh
    The brother who ate prunes --------------------------- Gotta Gogh
    The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop 'n Gogh
    The grandfather from Yugoslavia -------------------------- U Gogh
    The cousin from Illinois ------------------------------- Chica Gogh
    His magician uncle ---------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh

    His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------- Amee Gogh
    The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ---------- Gring Gogh

    The nephew who drove a stage coach-------------- Wells-far Gogh
    The constipated uncle --------------------------------- Cant Gogh
    The ballroom dancing aunt ----------------------------- Tang Gogh
    The bird lover uncle ---------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
    His nephew psychoanalyst -------------------------------- E Gogh
    The fruit loving cousin ---------------------------------- Man Gogh

    An aunt who taught positive thinking ---------------- Way-to Gogh
    The little bouncy nephew ------------------------------- Poe Gogh
    A sister who loved disco -------------------------------- Go Gogh
    His niece who travels in a van ------------------------- Winnie Bay Gogh

    And there ya Gogh!

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    • A Pom, fresh off the plane at Sydney airport, is trying to negotiate Australian customs. Finally, when it's his turn to get his passport stamped, the customs officer starts rattling off the usual questions:

      C.O. - How long do you intend to stay?
      POM - 1 week.

      C.O. - What is the nature of this trip?
      POM - Business.

      C.O. - Do you have any past criminal convictions?
      POM - I didn't think we still needed to!