I am wugmuffer. I'm 50 years old and still live with my mum. I have no friends. I don't go outside much because it scares me. I bought a book of corny jokes that I post for all my friends on the web. I am not pathetic. Don't laugh at me. Don't laugh at me. I am not pathetic. I'm not. I could have friends if I wanted to , but I don't want to. My mum says that I am the best little boy in the world. Don't laugh at me. I am pathetic. The biggest joke is me. I truly am a sad pathetic loser.