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Further to Rafa's description of our Blue brethren as a "small" club & Gollum's christening of them as the "People's Club" does this make the Toffees the Small People's Club?
Future Bluenose teamsheet may appear something like this:
3.Danny De Vito
9.Short bloke who got his head slapped on Benny Hill.
10.Short bloke in the last series of Extras.
11.Short bloke in that Jim Carrey film - Me, Myself & Irene.
Manager - Napoleon Bonaparte.
Even Crouchy might get a couple of headers in against this lot!!!
Club motto "Nil Satis Nisi Shortarse" - Nothing but the smallest !!
All their fans could call themselves Munchkins!!
All together now "We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz...."etc..etc..ad nauseam.
1. A clown
2. A mercenary gobshite
3. A mercenary gobshite
4. A mercenary gobshite
5. A mercenary gobshite
6. A mercenary gobshite
7. Some spic
8. Stevie O.G.
9. A mercenary gobshite
10. A giraffe
11. Some spic.
Some spic mercenary gobshites.
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