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post your best georgee jokes, the winner gets a case of newcy brown, 2nd place gets TWO cases.
Q. Why do Geordie Supporters have Moustaches?
A: So they can look like their Mothers.
The owner of Newcastle United Football Club was walking around the city centre when he saw an old lady with two heavy shopping bags trying to cross the road.
He shouts across to her, "Can you manage, pet?"
She shouts back,"Why, have you sacked Shearer already?"
2 Geordie Lasses were scurrying up the Bigg Market and they went past a hairdressers where the door was open and a women was getting singe curls put into her hair. The smell of the singed hair drifted out onto the street and one Geordie lass said to the other " hey Tracy, ah think we're running too fast"
Disappointing - they're that old Max Bygraves,or that very unfunny scouse 'comedian' Jimmy Tarbuck would have been cracking them -- only one that gets near is Eric Cantona.....
How about= Mike Ashley - Businessman?
- 2 Replies to Haggis Heed
it was mike ashleys birthday, his dad said "what would you like son"
mike replied "i dont want for nothing dad, i have a mansion, lots of cars, a yacht, a helicopter, what more could i want"
his dad said "there must be something i can get you"
"ok ok, he said, i have always wanted a cowboy outfit"
so his dad bought him newcastle united united football club.