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...owning a backpackers beach bar in Thailand, living in Australia six months of the year, still unsure if it was him or his fictional daughter's fictional squaddie boyfriend who "chinned" Lee Bowyer in some pub, are amoungst some of his finest ever waltermitty moments on this board!
But now he's apparently jetsetting around Asia, watching manUre playing football yet still managing to be glued and updating messages to this forum 24/7 like the no-lifer he really is!
Botchy boy the biter, what a bellend he is!!! :o)
- 2 Replies to Eric Cantona
He's upset over me getting his geordie_bloke and geordie_girl IDs deleted Eric, so he's teaming up with his little mate chicken_shit_sepp to see if they can make a whole arsehole between them.
They're both as jealous as fuck that I don't need to work, and can travel where I want, when I want, when they're both on the dole, as you can see by their post times.
You have to feel sorry for jig-a-jig though, can you imagine what it must be like being a geordie and having to keep repeating yourself because no-one understands a word you say?
Just imagine ...
"Hi geordie, how are you today?"
"oo aye nicky nack deedy hout awee ta thee poob."
Hahahahahahahahaha, lucky his keyboard is in English!!