Manchester United Message Board
"A shop owner hoped an exclusive print of Wayne Rooney would lure customersinto buying a raffle ticket to raise money for her recession hit business.
But no-one wanted the photo of the England and Manchester United striker!
Christine Monty who runs browsers said ticket buyers INSISTED they would much rater have the Gordon Ramsey skin cream on offer as second prize!"
That's right folks, I really am PMSL at this.
But then you've got to remember, I am mentally handicapped. Nobody of normal intelligence would p1ss themselves laughing about this, let alone take the time and effort to post it up on a message board.
URGGGHHGHHHH Much love,
Joey 'Fabby' Deacon xxx