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  • GEORDIE GEORDIE Jun 20, 2012 10:53 Flag

    Time for a catch, thou shall hev a fishy bonnie lad!

    Come here, maw little Jacky,
    Now aw've smoked mi backy,
    Let's hev a bit o' cracky,
    Till the boat comes in.

    Chorus
    Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
    Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
    Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in.

    Here's thy mother humming,
    Like a canny woman;
    Yonder comes thy father,
    Drunk - he cannot stand.

    Chorus
    Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
    Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
    Thou shall hev a haddock when the boat comes in.

    Our Tommy's always fuddling,
    He's so fond of ale,
    But he's kind to me,
    I hope he'll never fail.

    Chorus
    Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
    Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
    Thou shall hev a bloater when the boat comes in.

    I like a drop mysel',
    When I can get it sly,
    And thou, my bonny bairn,
    Will lik't as well as I.

    Chorus
    Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
    Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
    Thou shall hev a mackerel when the boat comes in.

    May we get a drop,
    Oft as we stand in need;
    And weel may the keel row
    That brings the bairns their bread.

    Chorus
    Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
    Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
    Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
    Thou shall hev a salmon when the boat comes in.

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    • I'm away off on my holidays now!

      Heavens knows what all you pitiful 24/7 Man U board dwelling knobheads are going to do now that you won't have any of my posts to heckle for the next few weeks?

      Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
      Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in...

      ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA see you later Man U SCUM! ;oD

    • ''owned by a geordie''? theres no such thing.

      in fact isnt that an oxymoron? hahahahahahaha

      'fraudulently obtained on hp with no intention of making the payments by a geordie' sounds more apt. hehehe

      SEVEN YEARS and still getting wound up? when will you learn eh.

      THICKO!!


      PMSL

    • LMFAO - I've got to laugh when the knobhead attempting to heckle my posts is one and the very same numpty posting under another one of his many different Yahoo ID's.

      I'm completely under your skin sunshine, even more so since I've kept humilating you infront of your little girlfriends on this boards again and again and again...

      ...and I'll continue to do so as long as I see fit. ;oD

      Why are you so defensive when it comes to this board, it's not like you're a proper Man U supporter who goes to the games?

      Thought you claimed to have got this geordie bloke ID of mine deleted years ago? WRONG, WRONG and WRONG again!!!

      HAHAHAHAHAHA please keep biting, I love it!!!

      PS - you'll always be OWNED BY A GEORDIE.

    • hahahahahahahahahaha

      nice one William

      oink oink

    • you have been posting on here for seven years - that is far longer than just about everyone else on here

      perhaps you should write a book 'How Manchester United Ruined My Life' - oh you cant - you dont have a life

    • I outpost everyone?

      Funny, I haven't been on here for days now so your theory that I post on here morning, noon, night and even on sundays is a bit redudant knobhead.

      The reality of it is, it looks like I give people like yourself some purpose in life, I post and you always feel the need to reply because when I'm not here posting stuff you go very quiet!

      You'll be f***ed later on this week as I'm off on my holidays, how on earth are you all you Man U knobheads going to cope without having my posts to heckle and mark down?

      LMFAO

      COMPLETELY OWNED BY A GEORDIE!

    • "I'm barely even on here in" - you are here morning noon and night with your crap - even on sundays

      you out post everyone

    • I'm fully aware of what a rhetorical question is thanks, and here's a rhetorical question for you, I gather you've ran out of little boy's pants to sniff?

      As for biting? Well that's exactly what you're doing since you're getting yourself so worked up over my threads, posts and responses.

      I don't get how you've come to this inaccurate conculsion that I'm a sad troll when I'm anything but that?

      And just for the record, I'm one very, happy and joyful troll who always gets his giggles from winding up idiots like yourself who think that they're something special on here.

      ...NEXT!!!

      Hehehehehehehehehehehehe

    • Posted one sad troll who started out trolling these boards in 2005!!

      7 years ago? Not to mention all your other IDs!

      I post people 'bite'. Yep I'd say you were pretty simple thats for sure. Its a message board. Its called a response FFS, how else would you have it?

      Thats a rhetorical question, no need to reply.

    • daves_hardon 'Isn't it about time you took a break from these boards geordie you really are mugging yourself off a lot in here lately'

      Hahahaha I'm barely even on here in comparison to the likes of Rikky, Christopher, Ian and a few of the other regular Man U numpties who post on here day and night, seven days a week!

      I post & people bite, it's really that simple!

      LMFAO