Imagine this one, if the goalkeeper roles were reversed and Slurgie's Man U had Joe Hart whilst dopey looking de Gea was over at Mancini's City then I'd bet my backteeth all Man U fans would be gloating that Man U had the England International goalkeeper for only a mere £600,000 and laughing at City and accusing them of 'trying to buy the title' for forking out £17 million for a skinny Spanish mug who steals doughnuts from Tesco, continually flaps at crosses and should have the nickname "butterfingers" tattooed across his forehead at the first opportunity!
And what's with that bum fluff on de Gea's face, can't he grow a proper beard? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Mark this post down, but you all know I'm right about you fickle Man U knobheads! ;oD