A've been on heor since 2005, a've had dozens iv ids, an' a've myed the syem post owor 20,000 times! they divvint cum any cleveror than wor!
What the F*ck are you on??
Are yee neet the radgie wees parents deed befawa yee weor born?
Wot the feck are yee on??
Whatever that SAF guy you worship is on.