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  • Abutranslator Abutranslator Apr 13, 2013 21:13 Flag

    Did someone call the ‘abutranslator’ helpline?

    It has been found that some ABU’s were mis-sold their ‘Online Doctorate’ in the areas of Newcastle or France. If you can answer yes to one of the following questions then it is highly likely you were mis-sold your ‘Online Doctorate’ and we can claim back the twenty five pounds you paid in compensation.

    Were you led to believe the ‘Doctorate’ was compulsory and it would enhance your chances of getting a life?

    Were you told if you didn’t buy the ‘Doctorate’ online you would NEVER get a life?

    Did the ‘Doctorate’ come with a complimentary DVD of ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’ on Blu-ray format?

    Did you ever boast on a football forum about your ‘Doctorate’ just to make yourself look big?

    Were you ever told that boasting about your ‘Doctorate’ on a football forum would only make you look very stupid?

    Were you pressured into buying the ‘Doctorate’ by another ABU or your real dad?

    Finally, whilst you may have even requested that payment for your Doctorate was deducted as a loan from your paper round money or your benefit payments, it certainly does not necessarily follow that the Doctorate was suitable for you.

    Here at the ‘Abutranslator ABU Claims Service’ we can look to recover the full cost (£25.00) of the purchase of your ‘Online Doctorate’ plus interest (£2.50) if we believe that you were mis–sold your Doctorate and we’ll even let you keep your DVD of ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’ on Blu-ray format.

    It’s all part of the service.