I got talking to a Geordie lass in the pub last night. After a while I said, "How about I take you to the zoo tomorrow?"
She said, "That's an unusual place for a first date."
I replied, "No, not a date. It's just they'll be wondering where you've got to by now."
Apparently the Bay of Pigs was an attempted coup of the Cuban government, not an area in the Newcastle docks where Geordie women hang out.
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A Geordie eye test.