..... but you can't make him intelligent!
Geordie takes his daughter to the doctors after she complains of morning sickness.
The doctor asks, "Is your daughter sexually active?"
"Is she #$%$" says Geordie, "she just lies there like her mother."
The point of this is, hmm? #$%$
The 'point' is anything I choose, it's none of your f*****g business!