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Here's a one for all of Man U.
There's a Man U fan, a Liverpool fan and an Arsenal fan were all walking home from a pub one evening when they stumble across a dead, naked woman lying on the pavement.
They decide to do the right thing and report their find to the police via phone.
The Liverpool fan could not bear to see the woman lying dead on the floor in such an undignified manner, so he took off his Liverpool cap and placed it over the woman's left breast.
Not to be outdone the Arsenal fan removed his cap and placed it over the woman's right breast.
Similarly the Man U fan felt that he could also be of assistance to the situation and removed his cap and placed it over the dead woman's groin area.
When the police arrived, the three fans had to hang around for questioning by the police.
They watched as the police constable sealed off and inspected the scene of the crime.
The constable picked up the LFC cap from the left breast, had a peek, then put the cap back down and wrote down some notes. He then picked up the Arsenal cap from the right breast, had a peek, put the cap back down and wrote down some notes.
Next, of course, was the Man U cap placed over the groin area. The constable picked up the Man U cap, put it down and then wrote some notes. He picked up the Man U cap again, put it down and wrote some further notes. For the third time in a row, the constable did the same thing with picking up the Man U cap and having another look, which infuriated the rather touchy and highly sensitive Man U fan to the point where he stormed up to the police constable and said;
"What are you doing officer, are you some kind of pervert or what? Why do you repeatedly keep looking under that Man U cap?" .
The copper looked down upon the Man U fan and replied;
"Oh, I'm very sorry sir but I had to check it out three times, normally you'd fully expect to see a pr1ck under a Man U cap!"
- 1 Reply to NEMESIS
Gosh Mr Nemesis...your posts are really scary... as should be expected from a nemesis...
...but I need to know...do you and Mr Fabongras use the same gentlemen's outfitters...your style is so similar...?
....and do have your own tin bath...or do you share...?
...apart from the fact that this joke has been posted twice before...including the almost identical post by Mr JWD which preceded yours by a very short margin....
...this joke also invites the conclusion that it's normally to be expected that you'll find a "tit" under a Liverpool or Arsenal cap...