Set up a new account using an alias name for your first and last names like everyone else does, and use '@yahoo.co.uk' as the email address, dont use none of the other alternatives. Job done.
When you've done that you can post as the new ID....take a deep breath and be nice to all the other posters, have a laugh and a bit of banter and take the piss as much as you like...and all will be sweet....even between us Bluenoses and the 'C' crew Villa guys.
Remember...we are all BRUMMIES !! (including thems from Bristol, and ex pats from other lands !).