Al, I gave your post a thumbs up for its wit (untimely funerals etc), not your belief that Pools have gone down - there's still six points to win (and Pompy and Scunny to lose!) to clear the drop, Recent wins against Tranmere and Bury shows that Pool is capable - don't give up on your team.
And, anyway, if Pools drops to L2 what of it! Leeds in L1 was pretty much the same as Pools in L2 and Leeds fans kept the faith - until we realised that we were being schafted by Bates. At least Pool has honest owners!