You're telling me it was that simple? If I'd have known that all it took was to tell you that I was mad as a hatter, then I would have done it earlier.
PS you feigned to misread the last paragraph for comical purposes I know, but still, if the effect is that 'you're off' then, hey, do I care?
PPS if you do want to stay and read sensible posts about football and quality of football that is not based on age, ethnic origin, colour of skin, height or weight - then stay and learn - you may then be able to go back to your own board and amaze them with your knowledge. They might even treat you like some footballing guru - all that adulation, can you imagine it?