And pray dear boy, what is wrong with high heels when you're out a-conquering? Zeut alors n'avez vous pas la finesse?
Location - Isn't your team named after Woolwich Arsenal? Isn't that South London - you know like Clapham? History - first and only team from North London. First team to do the double this century, first British team to win European silverware, first non league team to win the FA cup. Only team to have won the FA cup in two consecutive years twice.