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  • FABONGRASSS FABONGRASSS Nov 14, 2008 00:54 Flag

    a lesson.........

    ....in history.

    Up to the late 1700's, everybody travelled on the left side of the road because it's the sensible option for feudal, violent societies of mostly right-handed people.

    Jousting knights with their lances under their right arm naturally passed on each other's right, and if you passed a stranger on the road you walked on the left to ensure that your protective sword arm was between yourself and him.
    Revolutionary France, however, overturned this practice as part of its sweeping social rethink. A change was carried out all over continental Europe by Napoleon.The reason it changed under Napoleon was because he was left handed his armies had to march on the right so he could keep his sword arm between him and any opponent.

    From then on, any part of the world which was at some time part of the British Empire was thus left hand and any part colonised by the French was right hand.

    NICE! hello gimpy lovers, wrong again huh, glad to see nothing has changed whilst i,ve been flipping burgers whilst wearing a filthy tracksuit and a leather mask..........your fantasies grow wilder by the day, oh well, whatever makes you happy.

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    • lol sfer!

      what a picture you have painted!

      oh and dead right as well!

      morning slayer?

    • Morning gimpy wherever you are. Time to wipe that crusty stuff off your hands and start a new day.

      What have you got planned? Beans out the tin for breakie...read of The Sun which you have dug out the bin next to the Burger King you work at....put a few nasty things in a few burgers so you and your "mates" (cos they don't like you really) can have a laugh from the kitchen as the people you despise eat them...slink back home after you shift through the dirty halls up to your grimy flat, past the dealers and crack heads and in through your paint peeling door and sanctuary! No one else can see you now. Those nasty people that look at you as if you are dog sh1te can't see you now can they.

      What a day eh gimpy! Oh well the weekend starts tonight. You can go and walk round the park with your mp3 in but don't forget to walk fast and not stroll otherwise people will know you have got nowhere to go.

      Just think - you have many many years of this to look forward to. Bet your glad you did well at school and passed all of your exams eh? otherwise can you imagine how sad your life would be now???

      Catch you later gimpy!

    • call the police flabby? why? fed up being bitch slapped here all the time?

      first you become our gimp, but now you've definitely become our bitch(apologies to the female posters here)! ;-)

    • I'm still here gimpy!

    • please sfer, just let go, go see yer bird, forget me, forget i,m here, i wont bother you, i dont wish to hurt your feelings, you WILL and CAN get over me, i,m truly sorry, please, i,m asking politely stop your sexual fantasies about me being posted on this board, i,m really not that way inclined, i AM truly sorry, your a very nice man probably, but you are barking up the wrong tree.

      good luck. i hope you find your true love he/she is out there somewhere.

      i,m sorry, please go now, wank somewhere, get me off your mind or i will call the police.

    • Sorry gimpy no can do.

      I am gonna haunt you every time I see you on here and I love it so never ever leave.

      And if I ever find out where you live, well.....Play Misty For Me!

    • please sfer, just let go, go see yer bird, forget me, forget i,m here, i wont bother you, i dont wish to hurt your feelings, you WILL and CAN get over me, i,m truly sorry, please, i,m asking politely stop your sexual fantasies about me being posted on this board, i,m really not that way inclined, i AM truly sorry, your a very nice man probably, but you are barking up the wrong tree.

      good luck. i hope you find your true love he/she is out there somewhere.

      i,m sorry xxx

    • Oh gimpy. You really can't be funny can you! I thought you were just warming up or saving your best for a special occassion but your'e not are you! You really are ignorant. I'm so sorry. I really thought you were higher up the intellectual scale than you are.

      I promise I will try and keep all jokes and put downs about you from now on all in simple words. Can't be fairer than that.

      All I ask in return is that you don't stop posting on this board. I would have to find another gimp to take your place and I am not sure I would ever find one as good as you.

      Deal?

    • erm......ok sfer, sure, we both know why you dont "talk football" with me, because i made you look a twat over and over again, how,s ruud, nicholas and souness today? are your opinions in tandem with thiers still? as for you being genuinely "upset if you cant play with me" listen fella, i,m not into that, not everybody is gay you know, i got nothing against you, you are a very nice man, just that well.....you know...your not my type, i,m sorry, this is obviously hurting you, dry yer eyes mate, you,ll find someone, what happened to yer bird you had a pic of on here a couple of days ago? you know the big one who licks herself, go see her, patch things up, please stop having sexual fantasies about me, and if you must have them about me, well your not alone, but please keep them to yourself.

      thank you. i,m really sorry x

    • YEEEHHHAAA! hey gimpy where did you get that little gem from .."it is a wise man that always stands ready to be corrected" Brilliant...

      Seeing as I do not discuss football with you, or indeed anything else other than your stupidity, I cannot be wrong.

      You may have seen on other threads that I am perfectly willing and able to have sensible debates with anybody, even Ar$e fans, but you are "special" gimpy boy. You have proved yourself to be so stupid, ignorant, arrogant and self opinionated that you have become my pet. Please don't go away gimpy as I would be genuinly upset that I didn't have you play with.

      Now, off to your basket with you, you've got an early morning tomorrow at the vets for your annual worming.

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