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  • Sfer Sfer Nov 15, 2008 03:09 Flag

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    Hi Gimpy,

    Was that your best shot? bet you had to think about that for a long time didn't you. Didn't work as well as you hoped though did it! These things have a habit of sounding better in your head than when written down don't they.

    Oh well never mind, don't let it put you off - keep trying.

    Now, how has your day been? Letched at 16 year old Zoe on the counter again eh? The thought of her handling those greasy burgers turns you on doesn't it! That off white blouse streaked with ketchup, those ill fitting black trousers with frayed hem and best of all, that little cute hat set to one side perched on that pulled back greasy hair. You love it don't you!

    What you up to tomorrow? Day off isn't it? Don't tell me - down to the kiddy park again gimpy! You gotta be careful gimpy. That hood and mp3 don't hide the fact that you are looking you know. Someone might see you looking and then what? All the old stories will come out. You remember those ones about you at school and the shower and the boy in the year 2 below you!

    Oh well don't worry it will probably never happen and if it does you can always make new friends in the hostel they put you in. They like computer games and being close to each other as well so you'll be fine.All buddies together, giving each other a "hand" wink wink eh gimpy!

    Oh and your Mum called earlier. Wanted to know if you had any plans to visit? It's just that they wanted to make sure they were out if you have.

    Olive at the launderette asked after you! She hasn't seen you for a while and was worried that you might never get those stains out of your undies if you don't keep up with the routine she helped you with.

    Gotta go now Gimpy, my beautiful wife has just told me my dinner (steak tonight yum yum) is ready and my glass of red needs topping up. Chateuneuf Du Pape is one of my favourites gimpy. Sorry, not really a lager and glue chaser like you old boy!

    Probably catch you later once you have had time to think of a response. I can't wait - I bet it will be as good as the last one. You are just so funny gimpy. Keep it up now.

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