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  • Jlock Jlock Mar 6, 2009 21:49 Flag

    Buy him a drink or not!

    ..what about Giggs...? and that Spanish bloke Ole Gunnar?

    I'd buy a round for the whole Spurs squad (Gomes and Jenas can share a shandy) - as long as they all drink real ale - if anyone orders some posey drink (and that includes anything that is super-chilled or lite (learn how to spell) or or contains the word 'lager') - then they get relegated to:

    I wouldn't be seen dead in Benidorm with (in alphabetical order):
    Rooney (just a thug)
    Ronaldo (anyone who speaks in the 3rd person can't be real)
    Bellamy (I think he should have played alongside Rooney)
    Ferdinand (always reminds me of the Bash Street gang)
    Terry (what is it about him?)
    Lampard
    Gerrard (I don't actualy think there's too much wrong with him per se, but I just can't stand how the commentators on the box fawn over everything he does - ditto really with Lampard)

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    • I can't take the credit for the idea but I'll certainly play along...

      I'm excluding Spurs because it seems so obvious, other than that my top two are both Man U players -

      Buy a drink: Giggs, in the words of my grandma what a pleasant young man!

      Pour a drink: Ronaldo - when I lived in Manchester I used to worry that I'd bump into him on the street and not be able to stop myself punching him, and I'm a pacifist!

      Other than that, buy: a fair few of the Villa squad, Torres seems ok, and if I'm feeling very serene and could bring myself to buy a gooner a beer, Theo Walcott when he's a grown up and if this footballer malarky doesn't go to his head - I get the impression he might be a nice chap if not incredibly bland.

      Pour: Usual suspects - Rooney, Ferdinand, Campbell...