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FAO: Kentish Maid
Hello luv, I couldn't help but notice the denizens of the gentleman’s club KEEP referring to you as MEL !!
This is despite the fact you have told them REPEATEDLY that you are NOT Mel! Your name is clearly displayed on the board, so what can be the reason? Well, either they are delinquents or they are senile. I prefer the former, as those in their mid 40’s rarely suffer from senility these days....but you never know!
Just look at the LATEST exchange:-
>>I've finally booked my holiday!!
>>Kentish Maid : A week in Corfu next month - can't wait
>>Irons: where abouts in corfu mel [??????]...........i love corfu
You, my dear, side-stepped poor iron’s little fumble in order to avoid him further embarrassment.
[Just as an aside note, I am reliably informed by his missus, Sue, that he fumbles all the time and his aim is atrocious. That’s why she gets no satisfaction from him, which is where I come in – in more ways than one...hehe! Anyway, enough of this before a cold shower becomes a necessity....]
I feel you are being too kind hearted and need to STAND UP for yourself. Don’t let these imbeciles walk all over you dear, you need to nip their impolite behaviour in the bud! Don’t overdo it though please, as a bud is all that irons has (again according to Sue...)
Since the delinquent (irons) has chosen to pass over his mishap in the hope you did not spot his error (which I know for a FACT you did), please allow me to apologies on his behalf, I am sure it will not happen again especially after he has read this post.
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Sorry but I really cannot take anybody who uses the expression "hehe" in their posting seriously. It must be the most childish and pathetic misuse of the English language ever and came from the infants playground where I sincerely wished it had stayed.
What a plonker!!
EY you have ended that post with a ? and you know what that means!! Gunner will now bombard this post with another round of mindless sh1te postings.
You have more chance of getting a yes/no answer out of Gordon Brown than getting a sensible post from him. Do the honourable thing and release him back into the woods.
What happened to our agreement slayer? Remember..you stay away from me and I will leave you alone?
Combative?...me?....Pot, meet Mr Kettle!
Try typing a little slower next time so your sentences actually make grammatical sense. What's a 'me 'Id adversary'?
Nah hate is a strong word Sfer and would indicate that i give a flying fcuk..........I'll just add him to my pack of hounds along with Muttley and flabbyar5e.......I'll soon have enough for a dog sled team! MUSH MUSH!
ok ok I get it now. Perhaps I should have waited a little longer before asking who this Dogs bloke was and why he was so hated. Now that I have seen a couple more of his posts I completely understand.
More like puppy of the playground me thinks!
I know you all (Irons, Tilton, EY etc) hate him but I quite like him....he reminds me of that bloke in The Hills Have Eyes.....Bless!
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