John, your knowledge of Spurs legends is very good, especially considering you had only just finished sucking your mum's nipples when Gilzean played at Spurs. One of my favourite players and similar to Berba except he was a much better header of the ball, even though he was pissed most of the time.
As for Ralph Coates, I seem to remember we got him from Burnley. I played with him after his pro career finished and he helped coach our team. Nice bloke and a proper gentleman, unlike Chivers who was a bit full of himself. As for Coates' hairstyle, he got the idea from Bobby Charlton.