Alan Sugar launches the Harry HotSpur HS3 together with one of the best guarantees in the business - the Redknapp guarantee - a full 30 year warranty of no more championships in its life-time.
: KLINSMANN GINOLA OPERATING SYSTEM System crashes and falls over again and again without even touching the keyboard : SPENTIUM PROCESSOR After buying this you'll have no money left for any other purchases : HUGE ON-BOARD MEMORY Comes with a massive 1 Terrabyte - you'll need it to remember the last Spurs championship : LOCAL BUS There are no tube stations near this ground : BENTLEYBLASTER PRO SOUND BOARD Constant whining sound from both speakers.
The Hotspur comes with
* the JAY fan - a hot and cold blowing fan depending upon their league position. * Free Robbie KEANE screensaver with insightful commentary on the beautiful game * PLEAT double speed Seedy DVD ROM with free porno disc. * Free Championship Mgr game so you can pretend Harry is the best manager. * Guaranteed incompatible with anything else and tax exempt!