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  • Charlie Charlie Jan 23, 2010 20:42 Flag

    Harry Hotspur PC

    Alan Sugar launches the Harry HotSpur HS3 together with one of the best guarantees in the business - the Redknapp guarantee - a full 30 year warranty of no more championships in its life-time.

    Features include:

    : KLINSMANN GINOLA OPERATING SYSTEM
    System crashes and falls over again and again without even touching the keyboard
    : SPENTIUM PROCESSOR
    After buying this you'll have no money left for any other purchases
    : HUGE ON-BOARD MEMORY
    Comes with a massive 1 Terrabyte - you'll need it to remember the last Spurs championship
    : LOCAL BUS
    There are no tube stations near this ground
    : BENTLEYBLASTER PRO SOUND BOARD
    Constant whining sound from both speakers.

    The Hotspur comes with

    * the JAY fan - a hot and cold blowing fan depending upon their league position.
    * Free Robbie KEANE screensaver with insightful commentary on the beautiful game
    * PLEAT double speed Seedy DVD ROM with free porno disc.
    * Free Championship Mgr game so you can pretend Harry is the best manager.
    * Guaranteed incompatible with anything else and tax exempt!

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