a) gareth bale, abso-friggin'-lutely, i'd love him at sjp, but there are other big clubs looking at him, and seeing as him and walcott are friends, i wouldn't be surprised if he ended up at the emirates
b) giles barnes, not actually heard of him, but 'll keep an eye out for him now. only problem with him is that he's an offensive midfield player and we've got sibierski atm, so i'd see barnes as a replacement for when sibierki leaves/retires
c) titus shambles, aaaaaaaahahahaha i'd love it if fulham gave us money for him. i think i'd be tempted to give fulham money, just so they'd take him off our hands.
i dont know which is funnier, fulham offering us money for shambles or juve giving us money for boumsong.