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  • A Yahoo! User Feb 5, 2008 05:13 Flag

    Bert Merries Speaks.

     

    Years ago, i took my aunt, down to the seaside at Worthing. At that time she was getting on in years and rarely ventured out of doors.
    Sitting a few yards away on the shingle were a delightful family having enjoying the invigorating sea breeze and golden sun.
    It was soon apparent that every member of this family, maybe eight in total, suffered with that troubling impediment known as The Cleft Palate.
    This time of which i speak of course, was yesteryear when medical skills were not what they are today and so the sad condition was present in all its cruel profundity.
    Well despite this the group were having a lovely time bothering no-one, until a gang of noisy young ruffians decided it would make fine sport to begin throwing Pebbles in the family's direction.
    Suddenly the youngest boy of the family took an explosive blow to the face from one of the stones, and screamed a piteous wail, at which point the father began to loudly remonstrate with the gang.
    At the sound of his angry nasal shouts ' a result of the cleft palate' the group became uproarious with mocking laughter and affected mimicry of the poor group's affliction. Then the stone throwing from the thuggish gang became a pelting hail with the pitiful family cuddling and clinging to one another for dear life.
    Well i could no more witness this vile assault than i could countenance an attack on my dear old aunt so i ran to the group and grabbed the ringleader and with the shrieking of aunt in my ears, pummeled the b*gger until his face was a crimson mess. Needless to say the little thug's cohorts ran like the wind and good luck too as by now more decent folk had entered the fray. For my actions i was warmly thanked and could not buy another tea all afternoon.

    Now , do you see why asking me to comment on the persecution of any innocent parties is quite unnecessary?

    I am against cruelty everwhere . Not ethnicity.

    Pleased to clear that up.

    Obrigado.

    BTW, after that day, my aunt never left her flat again.

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    • Good for you Bert.

      But for the fellow's cohorts they must be blo*dy cowards since they ran.

      BTW how many of them were there?

      Jeremiah

    • Thanks guy's for defending me. I don't care what prof says I know it is him, purely by the way he knows so much from a previous run in that we had with him over on the Hammers board back last year. I have followed every name change and know it is him especially with all the mentions of Oz etc.

      The things also that he knows about me and also what he knows about Charles.

      He has gone away for now but no doubt he will be back to try and confuse me but I always find him out again. But for now I will saviour the peace.

    • Derek, you're a complete IDIOT for sulking up to these fools and mis-labeling posters racist.

      Show us the racist comment made by me, fool.

      I won't be too surprised if your swervillious or swerve under guise as Derek, why are you not posting under your swerve id anymore? Got something to hide?, idiot.

      Hiding behind the keyboard to make inaccurate statement is stupid, show us the proof of your so-called racist comment or shut it!

    • Derek, you're a complete IDIOT for sulking up to these fools and mis-labeling posters racist.

      Show us the racist comment made by me, fool.

      I won't be too surprised if your swervillious or swerve under guise as Derek, why are you not posting under your swerve id anymore? Got something to hide?, idiot.

      Hiding behind the keyboard to make inaccurate statement is stupid, show us the proof of your so-called racist comment or shut it!

    • Le Professuer, ya losing ya credibility if ya still any left on this board by blindly refusing to ditch the biggest bigoted fool these Yahoo! messages boards have ever known.

      Almost all manure posters have ditched Butch, surprise! surprise!! including Bobby who was until few days ago was defending him too.

      Le Prof, the game is OVER for Butch as far as these boards are concerned, NO ONE will even touch him with a barge pole now and about time ya come to ya senses too and get shot of this loser - GOOD RIDDANCE! too.

      On the racist? charge ya clutching at straws here and there is nothing in me previous posts that could be considered even remotely racist. I'm really suprised that ya still going on even though no reasonable poster will believe ya previously, about time ya stop flogging a dead horse and give it a rest, will ya?. Unless ya truly believe that Channel 4 who aired the documentary programme are institutionally racist too.

      Fyi, racism is a heinous crime against humanity which I strongly CONDEMN in any shape or form.

      Le Prof, HIDING behind racism to perpetrate ya OWN personal AGENDAS to ruin posters' reputation on a message board of people by accusing them of being racists is very CHILDISH, believe me ya fool no one but yaself and about time ya put a stop to ya SILLY game.

      Furthermore, ya idiotic charge is really SICK and very disrespectful to those who actually suffer racism in real life. I AIN'T playing ya silly game, please stop NOW.

      BTW, I ain't getting wound-up by ya SILLY accusation but just setting the record STRAIGHT for most sensible users of these boards out there.

      Le Prof, winding-up posters and playing posters against one another ain't in fashion anymore, move on. If ya want to discuss real football issues ya got me number bleep me, I betcha I hold nothing against ya. Henceforth it's football related only for me or BUST. I hope this draws a line on this issue.

    • Chris - I had this out with Ian on the Man Utd board regarding racist comments made by anybody, either Arsenal or Man Utd, whereby I said that I thought that racist comments made by Slayer were out of order. You want the proof it's all on your board - look for the thread called Racism.

      I've seen nothing to make me believe that John is racist, and he's just yet another one who that maniac has decided to have a pop at.

      Now I do like you Chris - I really do, but you are the only 'name' on the Man Utd board that hasn't condemned him - everybody else has seen it, accepted that it is him, and said that its a disgrace.

      Put it this way - for somebody that lives on these boards, he hasn't been forthcoming in denying that it's him, has he? If it is somebody who is passing themselves off as Butch, then where is the man himself. His life is this board, and yet we're expected to believe that he's had a sudden holiday whilst somebody at the same time convieniently masquarades as him?

      Yeah right!

    • Funny how it's only Butch and You that are still accusing me of being racist. Now that is an exclusive little club. A club that has no proof to back up it's claim.

      Unlike the much bigger group of posters, from the Arsenal, Utd, West Ham, Villa & Everton boards, that has proof of Butch's breakdown. Mocking Razor's ill wife & his disability. Accusing Sean of being a peadophile. Threatening Guru with posting personal details on the net, and stalking him. Threatening violence and personal harm too.

      But of course, this is all OK with you Chris. Why? Because you say it is. FACT.

    • Funny how it's only Butch and You that are still accusing me of being racist. Now that is an exclusive little club. A club that has no proof to back up it's claim.

      Unlike the much bigger group of posters, from the Arsenal, Utd, West Ham, Villa & Everton boards, that has proof of Butch's breakdown. Mocking Razor's ill wife & his disability. Accusing Sean of being a peadophile. Threatening Guru with posting personal details on the net, and stalking him. Threatening violence and personal harm too.

      But of course, this is all OK with you Chris. Why? Because you say it is. FACT.

    • Ignore. Report. Get on with your life Guru.

      People like that just ain't worth it. The more you reply, the more they feed off it.

      The guy finished posting early hours of the morning UK time, and is already back on. That speaks volumes.

    • He's back over on our board again threatening me and advising that he won't go until we apologise. Us apologise huh, no chance.

      Says that the police won't be able to do anything as it is not a crime to put people's details on the internet. Well I think it is if you don't have permission. Anyway Yahoo have said that I should let them know as I think it something to do with harrassment which is an offence.

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