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  • how sad one must be
    to spam a lam like butchies mam
    take a bite its just like ham
    it dont take long
    so sing my song

    spamming is cool
    if you're a fool.
    a complete tool
    a freak not cool
    spamming butchy
    a classic poofty

    united lose
    we heard the boos
    old fergies fuming
    butch is gurning
    dont laugh too loud
    just keep being proud

    butch is a nut
    his team is fucked
    what no double?
    he has spamming trouble!

    so watch him weep
    with chrissy the sheep
    he dont sleep
    the spamming creep

    just how sore
    are the fingers of this bore?
    his mums a *****
    from glastonbury tor.

    where will he run?
    when seasons done
    he wants fergie sacked!
    his pants are kakked.

    so now it over
    he's shagging rover
    he'll likely go mad
    oh he's so sad.
    this poems bad
    but made me glad.

    oink

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    • As someone who's been caught out using fake ID's in the past, and who constantly bleats on about Butch, you're sounding like a complete hypocrite... so mind your own business.

      Funny how its all the weak boys like Hemloche or Fabby who've can't stand up for themselves and have had their arses spanked by Butch and Chris who are the one's who can't stop talking about them...

    • " I may well of drunk there when i went to see the Emirates cup a couple of weeks ago "

      More porkies, Fabby - the post clearly says that you have no idea about Phibbers full-stop!!!

      The more you lie, the more of a mess you make of your pants...

    • That post clearly said you hadn't been there!!!

      The best at a wriggle was that 'you may have'... which meant you hadn't at all!!!!

      And you clearly had no idea where it was!

      What a joke!

    • Is that the best you can do? That's complete public domain!!! The industrial ground was used by the council.

      Tell me about Phibbers again... go on!

      Fibber!

      You've been caught telling porkies yet again, boy!

      I agree Fabby - you wanna make sure you put in a good shift on here tomorrow - see if you can break your post record!

      Phibbers! What a silly-billy - if you're gonna lie, at least keep track of what you've said before!

      You really are rubbish at this.

    • Is that the best you can do? That's complete public domain!!! The industrial ground was used by the council.

      Tell me about Phibbers again... go on!

      Fibber!

      You've been caught telling porkies yet again, boy!

      I agree Fabby - you wanna make sure you put in a good shift on here tomorrow - see if you can break your post record!

      Phibbers! What a silly-billy - if you're gonna lie, at least keep track of what you've said before!

      You really are rubbish at this.

    • That post CLEARLY says i went to "phibbers"

      Someone is looking a "sad" C*nt alright and it aint me Derek.

      Now F*ck Off.

    • YAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWN!

      Nice try Derek! yeah your right i got all that info really really quickly off google you PLUM!

      What about this then son?

      The Emirates was built directly on what used to be an Industrial estate, load of black cabs used to be parked up outside on the corner before the bridge.

      Over the road was a centre for the blind and a huge rubbish tip.

      If you walked past the entrance to this there was a little boozer with strippers on a friday and another little cafe on the corner run by a Spanish guy who was a mad Deportivo fan, nice bloke, manky teeth.

      Holloway road tube which is SHUT on match days has an old winding staircase down to the platforms.

      Wriggle wriggle Derek.

      Now i AM off to bed as i have WORK tommorrow as i ALWAYS do and YES i work BLOODY hard for a living.

      Night night.

    • http://uk.messages.eurosport.yahoo.com/Football/Teams/threadview?bn=UKS-FO-arsenal&tid=140796&mid=141632

      In fact Fabby - you admitted back in August that you'd never heard of Phibbers, and you've never been in it!!!

      Now you're trying to make out how well you know it, and The Holloway Road!

      My God.... how sad are you! Caught telling porkies!!!

      What a sad fake!

    • Oh dear Fabby - you're like all the fakes... you really do try too hard!!! Too much information that's been taken straight off the internet!!!!

      Been on Google Streetmap have you?

      Or just Googling generally???

      You'll remember Phibbers because I told you that was the pub that I drink in the last time that we had a ruck!

      Here's the one who's looking silly... the bloke that posts here 24/7.

      The bloke that lives on these boards.

      The bloke that uses multiple fake ID's.

      The bloke who didn't even know what the Ian Wright song was - every Arsenal fan knew that!!!

      I do believe that you're self-employed though... so I apologise.

      I reckon that you're the internet equivalent of those people who get paid to stay at home and stuff envelopes - under the guise of 'running their own business'.

      You get paid to stay at home and make posts and threads - no wonder the quality of them is so poor, but I guess if you're paid by the volume then something's gonna suffer!

      If I was you I'd think about beddy-byes Fabby - you're gonna have a long hard shift on here tomorrow!

    • AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!

      Whats up Derek? Having to think of more and more bollocks in a PATHETIC bid to "press me into corners.." Fuck me son!

      You ever go to "Phibbers" Del? You know down the Holloway road past the old Mann and Overton showroom and The old kiss Fm building? Just before you reach Holloway road Tube?
      You know son.........you step DOWN into the pub, and left of the bar and down another step to the bogs? Home fans only?

      Or the little Arsenal fan club bar? you know with the red iron bars £2 entry? Tiny little place full of Arsenal memorabilia?

      What next Del?

      "oooh what colour is the door painted on the house opposite?"

      Grow up.

      You are looking silly mate.

      What about the old "Knocking shop" over the raod from the Emirates? Where the girls used to get in the Cafe on the corner? They may help you with that "masturbation" problem we discussed.

      Nah Sorry Derek.

      You are not onto a winner with this son best satrt calling me "gay" like that silly C*nt Butch you are so in awe of huh!

      I bet your little Arsenal gang would piss themselves if they knew how you suck up to that lot!

      MOST AMUSING INDEED!

      Now that IS it Derek.

      I CANT be ARSED with your UTTER balls anymore.

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