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My Tyson-esque heavy weight KNOCKOUT wind ups have always been successful at two particular things, meticulousy pin-pointed by myself...
A) Luring out the imbeciles amongst you and exposing you for the insecure delinquents that you are...
B) ...and for putting an amusing spin on the truth!
'It will be two good games, I have no doubt, but you're going to get another footballing lesson, dont even try convincing yourself its going to be any different.'
This is what Im talking about, hard hitting facts - PROVED astute in their assertion.
'Not that Bayern is a sure thing, but the football we're playing right now in Europe is better than anything else we've seen this year.'
We go 3-0 up over Bayern and a gooner text me, 'this may be the best football Ive seen this year' - BANG - 'he's done it again' I hear you shriek...
...If Rafael hadn't been sent off, could have Roma all over again, FACT....the previous greatest performance by any club EVER in Europe.
Let the BRILLIANCE continue....
'but Im a realist son, and I dont see you beating them in either game, seriously.'
Im not usually so tolerant of idiots like this particular d*ckhead, but there it is in black and white, in all its glory and supremacy, correct...AGAIN.
I happen to think the top few sides in Europe are all capable of beating each other on their day, but you couldn't beat Barcelona in 10 out of 10 attempts.
'poor mans Barca' versus the real deal'
OK, a blatant wind up with minimal effort, but sometimes the most simple of them are efficacious in achieving 'A' and 'B' mentioned above....
...and this beauty said it all, and anyone who watched the game now will be nodding their heads as they read these words...
'poor mans Barca'
'the real deal'
.....your hyped up, 'flatter to deceive' football was made to look like Wimbledon route one stuff against Barca...as it was against United and Chelski.....as I PREDICTED it would be, years ago.
The FACTS are, I saw all this coming, your demise, your denial. I saw the invincibles and said 'wait and see, Wenger will figure out a way to f*ck this up'.....although to be fair to him, even I didn't expect 5-6 barren years!
Hang your heads in SHAME....
...Look at me and ADMIRE.
Dear Jina langu ni PIXIE!!!
Your profile states that you are a Bronze level contributor here, congratulations!
That means that you are a 3rd grade poster here, I'm not even 3rd grade, that is because I rarely post here, but at least I know my position.
You on the other hand appear to be delusional regarding your station in life, sorry about that!
Don't forget that if I did post regularly I would put you to shame, only because my intellect is vastly superior to most people, I'd say probably Silver level intellect... something like that.
Dream on 3rd level loser.
- 1 Reply to Colin
Yes "Colin", you certainly sound intelligent ...
"I started collecting miniatures about 30 years ago. I rather stupidly grew up for while & even threw some of my old miniatures out. Later in life I decided growing up wasn't for me & returned to my collecting stronger than ever. :)"
A 30 year toy collector ..... how many Barbie Dolls do you have?
We have another poof on here, Pixie, she collects dolls too, you'd make a nice couple.
- 1 Reply to FABONGRASSS
Of course Pixie can't refute my post, he can't even think up anything new to say.
'Luring out the imbeciles amongst you and exposing you for the insecure delinquents that you are...'
1 down. :)