The 'wife' is giving me a lot of aggro about the amount of time that I spend talking about this message board at home - even in the bedroom.
I can't get it out of my head. It keeps me awake at night. Even my 'friends' at Metro are getting sick of me talking about it, let alone my straight friends, 'the lads', that I enjoy a babycham with at the local in Solihull.
I know that I shouldn't have lied about being a regular fan of the gooners, but I just like talking to men.
Now all I hear is shouting in my head about Chris, Derek, Butch.