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I'm getting worried about the little guy, I hope he hasn't done anything silly.
I phoned the manager at The Metro Gay Bar and Disco, he checked the toilets but found no sign of Pixie, he said he hadn't seen him for a couple of days, which is unusual.
I'm just hoping banana boy and slayer changing sides hasn't sent him over the top.
While he's figuring out how he can bluff his way out of this, and make wild claims about how he's been right all along, he is also researching all he can about some exotic holiday destination.
Wait until he returns to claim he has been on holiday to Outer Mongolia and then recount all the facts he has gained about the country via Wikipedia. At the same time claiming everyone who has posted in his absence are infatuated with him. Finally signing off by saying 'much love'.
The boy is a fool. That is why I have had him on ignore for the last year.
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"Wait until he returns to claim he has been on holiday to Outer Mongolia and then recount all the facts he has gained about the country via Wikipedia."
Kenyan Pixie's wife is Asian remember? Perhaps he's gone to visit her family.
You've also forgot the generic "dear oh dears", maniac "HAHAHAHA's" and funniest of all, the attempts at football debate, the best of which amount to "We,re really good IMHO and we,re always injured IMHO".
Any one of his posts is like those word magnets that you get on fridges... mix them up, change the word order around, but it's still basically the same nonsensical rubbish at the end.