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....its pure Dodge... a classic and unsurpassed for comical talent....and as for that old western saloon called "The Well Hung Gun" how could you not break up howling with laughter. Pure magic. And the barber shop underground in Coober Pedy where he got his 'combover' done!! Well that floored me..absolute brilliance - but read on
"...The Melon Head Baptist, Swervy, 'bent' Rikki, Dry 'ring' Martini
Just spent a mind bending night at Beta club in Denver... while you lot were sweating over England(never a doubt for me, when Walcott finally came on. Eh John? Blow that one out your arse). Had a great meal with her in doors, Lobster Thermador, with a bottle of California's best(I ask if they carried 'Old Peculiar'or French wine John, and the waiter said if I wanted to drink horse piss to go back to Europe)) and who was at the next table?? The Silver Bullet man himself; Bob Seger!!! What a night. Oh by the way the 'Combover' went down a bomb; even asked a couple of time where I had it done. I told them Coober Pedy in an underground barber shop in Australia, which doubled them up. 'You're kidding'? and I just winked.
Well boys I'm now sat in my favourite Old Western Saloon(called 'The Well Hung Gun') at the moment, having breakfast of ham and eggs, rye toast, washed down with a bottle of ice cold Slitz, thinking about you four slobs wakingto another day pushing the trolleys around Tesco, or like Rikki, trying to cure himself with a bottle of 'the hair of the dog' that bit him. Better get back to the Clinic Rikki, you cant survive to many more of those screaming withdrawals. Have a nice one though what ever you're doing???? "
I know Jack. They're a bit slow on here, couldn't catch a bloody cold half of them. Especially the £10 POM Rikki Altree, or which ever silly name he has today. I have to keep it fairly simple for him. Otherwise he gets confused. Mainly with himself. But what can you expect from someone living in the middle of nowhere, in a weather board house with only a tin roof over his head. and a steam driven computer.
A real slap head, with nothing more to do but collect his OAP cheque, and a cartoon of 4X horse piss from the bottle shop. Anyway Jack enough of that a/hole. Thanks for the compliment.....I'm in stitches half the time on here myself....
So Dodge, you're an alcoholic who has to create a fake ID (Jack) to back yourself up on a football message board, all because not everyone thinks the sun shines out of Wengers @rse!??
Lets be honest, you need putting down!
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Wrote Christopher the karate chopping Navy seal wannabe.....
he who FAMOUSLY whipped up the 'Kaneh Bosm' ID, STAUNCH Arsenal supporter in a frankly PATHETIC bid to try and save face after old Fabby wiped the floor with him, leaving him 'leakin' and calling for 'Amber lamps'.
You really are a 'funny' little tw@t Chrissy i'll give you that.
How many IDs you got on the go now Chrissy???