Oh God blimey Govinda! One can only dream of equalling thy stature. I am in awe of the way you bend over for any United fan that passes by, splaying your bum cheeks wide apart and running your tongue around your lips in an alluring manner whilst tapping away at your keyboard at a furious rate, using every sexual innuendo in your, frankly limited vocabulary.
Oil yourself up Goviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinda!! Go! Go!! Go!!!