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  • Jacob Jacob Jul 16, 2013 15:48 Flag

    More breaking News........from the Tropics

    ......on the Bali bound back packer(humper) Rikki Altree. Last seen humping it over Gunung Raung mountain range, still miles from his destination and totally lost. A friend of mine who lives in Cooktown Queensland, who built a large white house on a hill overlooking the bay, said that someone matching his description, stop there and ask him the way to Amarillo(he was #$%$ at the time) so Ben (my mate) said he 'showed him the way to Amarillo' alright, and sent him packing on the road to Musgrave, a one horse town with one pub, miles from Cairns, called 'The Limp Wristed Dingo' a real dog of a place. Ben said he nearly wet
    himself laughing watching him go with his bandy little legs, shorts and his swag on his back. He reckons, we've got a live one there. Truth be known...
    According to latest sightings, Rick is camped out in the back yard, under .a banana tree, with a few cans of Queensland cats p..ss, and his lap top(that's a laugh. Should be 'belly top') Trying to find a wifi hotspot to keep us informed, and amused
    Back with more news as soon as it breaks.