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  • Paul Paul Dec 21, 2005 19:29 Flag

    Conspiracy?

    A non-war related one then:-
    God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
    Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
    "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
    "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
    God explained, pointing to different parts of the Earth, "For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor.
    Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
    The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a small land mass and said, "What's that one?"
    "Ah," said God. "That's Britain, the most glorious place on Earth. There are lakes, rivers, streams, and hills. The people from Britain are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
    Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
    God replied wisely, "wait until you see who I'm putting next door to them in France!"

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