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  • OLIVER'S TWISTED OLIVER'S TWISTED Jun 20, 2009 18:56 Flag

    Is that You Elvis?

    When I read Elvis P from Memphis I Wobbled Like a Clipped Skittle!
    I was Told Elvis Had Died Whilst eating a Peanut Flavoured Cheeseburger at the Same Time as He Was Emptying His Bowel?
    This Caused me Great Upset Until Elvis was Spotted Shopping In Watford and I Knew it Was a Smokescreen started By his Manager Colonel Sanders.
    Elvis is alive and Never Breathed His Last as he Munched Burgers on the Potty!!