When I read Elvis P from Memphis I Wobbled Like a Clipped Skittle! I was Told Elvis Had Died Whilst eating a Peanut Flavoured Cheeseburger at the Same Time as He Was Emptying His Bowel? This Caused me Great Upset Until Elvis was Spotted Shopping In Watford and I Knew it Was a Smokescreen started By his Manager Colonel Sanders. Elvis is alive and Never Breathed His Last as he Munched Burgers on the Potty!!