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  • Boro Doug Boro Doug Sep 25, 2006 14:58 Flag

    Everyone's gone very quiet

    It sounds like I got to him. Florida and Germany in the same year! Way hey must have been a good boy all year for Santa to reward him so much.

    Did you enjoy Green St Geeeordi Boye? I'm just flicking through the TV listings at the moment, I'm tryng to work out what other smooth one liners you can hit me with after you've clearly mastered the remote and DVD. Impressive.

    What's the pint in me bring up our trophy win? This is quite simple... I can! Ha Ha ha

    You spent a lot of time reponding to my message and I am going to try to take a different approach with you. I just feel that you are a sad, pathetic individual who has basic and higher order social skill set issues. So in an effort to bring global (some of us go to Floida don't you know) peace and harmony to theseboads I am going to try to be nice to you from now on.

    Maybe if someone shows you kindness you can experience it and as a person you will grow and catch up with the rest of society.

    So how where the trips to Whitby, you seem to recall those with fondness?

    Weren't Newcastle impressive at the weekend. Thought that Bramble had another great game. When will he play for England?

    If I come up and visit you we could go out on the #$%$ together (this means drinking beer or other forms of alcohol, nothing else ok). Are you allowed out past 6.00?

    You say you're not into soaps. What sort of telly do you like? I can guess the type of videos.

    I hope this can be the start of a good friendship. I'm sorry for the comments I made about your childhood. That wasn't nice or clever not matter how true. I hope you can forgive me as I have forgiven you for your less than polite attitude. I look forward to your responses.

    Your true friend (first one I bet)

    Doug

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    • fucking hell!

      You really take all of this to heart dont you?

      I can tell your about to cry your eyes out soon.

      Newcastle Vs Everton was quite an entertaining match, both sides had plenty of chances to get all 3 points but never finished their chances!

      The same cant be said about Boro Vs Blackburn, NUFC may rapidly be becoming an average Premiership side but Boro have 'Championship' quality written all over them.....if anything thats degrading some of the Championship teams!

      Even Notts County gave Boro a great footballing lesson in a cup that Boro fans seem to think they will win every season since they won it the once!

      Seems Southgates clueless, but look! Bryan Robsons available again!

      Get Robbo back please, and then your precious Boro can get back to their good old selves, not turning up for fixtures and getting points deducted resulting in relegation.

      Now Doug! take this as banter and dont be crying and replying all angry as per usual!

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      • Smoggy, my dear boy... I'm not bothered about what you think or say. You seem to think you 'wind' us up. I can take a good winding, I actively encourage it. Don't worry about us Boro fans pal, we are critical of our team but loyal... unlike the blind enthusiasm your lot have.

        The reason I don't like your posts are, not cos they 'wind' me up, but because they are so blatantly unfunny and obviously written by a #$%$ You see, to wind someone up you have to be intelligent.

        Smoggy, you're just a big #$%$ And I bet that's the first time you've heard that word used in conjunction with your name.

        M

        PS: oh, and no we don't expect to win the Carling Cup every year... but, by the way, when did you win it?

      • Hi Smoggy,

        Thanks for your email. See how much nicer this can be if we are all slightly nice to each other. I will try to not get to angry in my response. It's just that you wind me up sooooo welll, that sometimes I just bite. You are very funny.

        I thought you were very lucky against Everton. Your goal being offside one of the lucky things that happened. Not such a clever score line if it was seen.

        I think you're funny about mocking us for relegation. NUFC have hung around the #$%$ end of the league, at the beginning, on quite a few recent seasons now, only just pulling it back together after 10 or so games.

        I laughed out loud to your name the unemployeed manager game. Lets see Keegan, Souness, Guillet, Robson (although emloyeed not in his former top slot). Which one would I like to see back the most? Hmmm tough question. Probably Keegan. Nothing funny about being 13 (?) points clear at Christmas and choking. Probably one of my happier memories of him, that and "I would love it if we beat them!" ahhh sweet dreams Kev!

        My last manager you ask - oh he's running the England team. The last guy before that - oh he's the England number 2 (El Tel if you didn't know) Our first team coach - Oh he's not on Gardening leave wondering if he's got a job - Mr "Glad I have a retirement fund Bond" -he's also the England team coach. Looks like a Boro 1, 2, 3 in the England Coaching set up. I think all these guys will turn up to the games don't you?

        Now - Take this as banter and dont be crying and replying all angry as per usual!