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  • Boro CJ Boro CJ Jul 25, 2007 20:28 Flag

    BORED TO TEARS

    Scientists have recently discovered that if Alexander Litvinenko had been from Teesside he would have actually survived being poisoned. Growing up in Middlesbrough has left me with immunity from 99.9% of all known diseases and has seen me in good stead for my previous occupations such as sewer worker in Calcutta, gas tester in Iraq and food taster for Bernard Mathews.