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  • I have discovered a new way to influence women. It involves a male hobby and guidance on how to choke the bishop.

    When you have sexual relations with a girlie, at the point of ejacule – a few seconds before the money shot – stop all contact with your #$%$. Let it dribble for 10 seconds. Then grab it and bash away til you come again.

    This will impress the girlie as she will remark “That’s a lot of come, isn’t it”

    This is the sure fire way to get her to eat your come one day, after impressing her. Trust me.

    On a totally unrelated subject, I wish Dennis Wise all the very best at Leeds.

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