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  • A Yahoo! User Feb 16, 2008 20:58 Flag

    This team is going places

    I've made a list today of all your players and by accident I have realised that somethings wrong. So today I'd like to tackle this problem head on. Here is my...


    PLAYERS WHO ARE VILLANS#$%$ LIST:
    Goalkeepers

    Robert Green - Villan
    Richard Wright #$%$

    Full-backs

    George McCartney #$%$
    Lucas Neill Villan
    Jonathan Spector Villan
    John Pantsil #$%$

    Centre-backs

    Matthew Upson #$%$
    Anton Ferdinand Villan
    Danny Gabbidon Villan
    James Collins #$%$
    Calum Davenport #$%$

    Midfielders

    Lee Bowyer Villan
    Mark Noble Villan
    Matthew Etherington Villan
    Nolberto Solano Old
    Freddie Ljungberg Old AND #$%$ AND villan
    Luis Boa Morte Villan
    Scott Parker Villan
    Hayden Mullins #$%$
    Kieron Dyer Villan
    Julien Faubert Villan

    Strikers

    Carlton Cole #$%$
    Dean Ashton Villan
    Craig Bellamy Villan
    Henri Camara #$%$
    Bobby Zamora #$%$




    In conclusion we can see that if you sift out the #$%$ and the bad boys I can see a real team developing here over the next two years in the Coca Cola League. Either that or they are all off to jail for a long time. So yes this team is going places for sure one way or the other

    Thank you in anticipation of all your replies



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