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    Always Look on the Bright Side of Loss

    Some things in football are bad,
    A hat-trick of 4-0's make you mad,
    Others winning just make you swear and curse,
    When you're chewing life's gristle,
    Don't grumble,
    Give a whistle
    And this'll help things turn out for the best.
    And...

    Always look on the bright side of loss.
    [whistle]

    Always look on the light side of loss.
    [whistle]

    If your team seems jolly rotten,
    There's something you've forgotten,
    And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
    When you're feeling in the dumps,
    Don't be silly chumps.
    Just purse your lips and whistle.
    That's the thing.
    And...

    Always look on the bright side of loss.
    [whistle]

    Always look on the right side of loss,
    [whistle]

    For football is quite absurd
    And relegation's the final word.
    You must always face the curtain with a bow.
    Forget about your loss.
    Don’t give the audience a toss.
    Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
    So,...

    Always look on the bright side of relegation,
    [whistle]

    Just before you lose to your final opposition.
    [whistle]

    Your football's a piece of #$%$,
    When you look at it.
    Losing is a laugh and relegation's a joke it's true.
    You'll see it's all a show.
    Keep 'em laughing as you go.
    Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
    And...

    Always look on the bright side of loss.
    Always look on the right side of loss.
    [whistle]

    Always look on the bright side of loss!
    [whistle]

    Always look on the bright side of loss!
    [whistle]

    Always look on the bright side of loss!
    [whistle]

    [Repeat to fade...]

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