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  • razorblade razorblade Jan 4, 2009 19:38 Flag

    The Perfect Day For Her

    8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

    8:30 Weigh-in 2kgs lighter than yesterday

    8:45 Breakfast in bed – freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents – expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner

    9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

    10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, amusing personal trainer

    10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave

    12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor café

    12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 17kgs

    1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit

    3:00 Nap

    4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk – says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

    5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe

    7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers

    10:00 Hot shower – alone

    10:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp white linen

    11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

    11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms