Soppy made me sweat doing that the other day, don't you start. Listen, nick, do me a favour. Tell Guru to stop flapping his kilt about, it's just an educated opinion, I'm not anti-Hammer. And I've never seen a cooler dude on the pitch than Bobby Moore. And tell razor, Ronaldo was driving on the wrong side of the road. He was dreaming of being in Madrid and driving towards the Bernabeu.