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    Leicester City 5 - 3 Manchumpter Useless

    by You Gotta Larf! Sep 21, 2014 15:49

    Oh dear me, LMFAO - great posts YGL, it's been tumbleweed time in here for ages now, no doubt the excuses of being 'away' etc will soon surface from 'the usual suspects' who can't help but bite.

    I must admit, I howled with laughter watching Manchebster Ushyted getting ripped a new one today, especially after van Gaal's record spending spree in what's rapidly looking like a feeble attempt to buy back the former glory and success that Manchebster Ushyted enjoyed courtesy of that old bully Slurguson.

    Rooney throwing angry wobblers and getting himself booked was hilarious, although I'm sure most Manchebster Ushyted fans wouldn't be able to appreciate how funny it is to everyone else! - ROTFFLMFAO

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    by Govinda Sep 16, 2014 20:09

    I agree Welbeck should be given a minimum of 10 games to get used to our team but we should not expect him to turn into a world class striker even after he settles in.

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    Back from Portugal

    by John Sep 23, 2014 11:11

    "Welcome back John, you missed nothing, the Geordie trolls have almost dried up, running out of ideas after ten years of jealousy.

    Know-it-all attacked Govinda every time he posted, one drunken tantrum after the other.

    I'm off on October 13th for seven weeks, taking my son around Asia, then moving permanently to Bali next February."

    Oh dear that's tragic. Moving to Bali ??? Funny that. I'll have to write to Peter Grainger who is living in Lombok, and tell him to call in on you. Altree, isn't it Rick? Funny too, how your past can come back to haunt you. Perhaps you might reconsider when HRH gets through with you...AAARRRHHH!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I for one wouldn't want her and Sharon on my case. Better fill your boy in with the details before it gets embarrassing....... Oh and before you go. I don't drink, and haven't for years, which leaves you with a bit of a problem doesn't it??? AAAARRRRHHHH!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HIC!!

  • Reply to

    Back from Portugal

    by John Sep 23, 2014 11:11

    P.S I wouldn't mind Asia, but my missus wont go.

    Next year is my 50th, so going to do the Caribbean in style and in Autumn. I also have promised to visit friends in Italy in Spring, so that leaves just the summer to sort out....I doubt I could stretch to two long haul holidays. Maybe 2016. ;-)

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    Back from Portugal

    by John Sep 23, 2014 11:11

    "P.S I wouldn't mind Asia, but my missus wont go."

    She's not alone John, many people have a bad impression of the place, but they'd be pleasantly surprised when they saw what was on offer. It's a different world to Europe.

    One good thing is, there are no Geordies here, they don't travel far, France is the other side of the world to them, and most of them only pretend to go there even.

  • .... is he dead, or living on Lombok .... or BOTH?

    Stay tuned, the alcoholic is still trying to think up a witty answer, but don't hold your breath, this could take a long time!


  • Reply to

    Spurs game

    by Govinda Sep 27, 2014 19:27

    I don't know about the worse, but a captain should potentially play every game, like a Roy Keane, Rooney is too up and down to be guaranteed a place.

    Now he's played as number 10, which he isn't, he's too greedy for a start, a number 10 is there for the team.

    I'm glad he was sent off, now Mata has three games to prove a point.

    I think RVP should be on the bench too, with his place given to Januzaj and Wilson.

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    The Knowledgeable Cairns Concubine.....

    by JamesB Jul 3, 2014 09:17

    "I don't have a wife Jacob"

    ...It's Dodge that don't have a wife Rikk...who would put up with all that defecation and urination at the computer every night...?

    ...not to mention having to constantly replace carpets.... beds...couches...and children...:)

    ...that's why he's starting to sound like her...all indignant and very well respected in his imaginary community... it's all in his mind...it could be dangerous to burst his bubble without getting in touch with his CPN first...or at least the guy who comes round to change his bag....

    ....as for you feeding back all his potty mouth comments about you and others to him...nice try but he don't get it...:(

    ...nor does piglet....who does have a wife....she does everything he tells her to...'cause she'll know all about it if she don't...:(

    ....even when he's pumping up down at the gym with the guys...or out on the town with them...singing in the rain and doing what comes unnaturally in dark alleyways...his wifey is at home…cowering…in case he brings his mates home again….

    ....I really don't understand why piglet keeps deleting my posts enquiring about his new id....his obsession with female genitalia... and his fascination with rape....

    ...or is he just a Gene Kelly fan....?....bless him ;)

  • Reply to

    You gotta larf!

    by You Gotta Larf! Jul 4, 2014 16:15

    My wife looked in the glove-box the other day and found a pair of knickers.

    "What the fluck are these?" she said.


    "Oh," she said, "I've heard of those, but never seen a pair."

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    by FABONGRASSS Jul 20, 2014 11:48

    I'm 'Bend over Butch' and I have a bit of black in me, but I'd love Balotelli's bit of black in me, sunk to the nuts...you gotta larf!

  • Ah, Mr Baldrick, the MR Know-it-all of Manchester United .... where's Jack, did Gillian ban him?

    What you know about United you could write on a grain of rice, and still have room!

    Danny Welbeck did NOT spend, and I quote, "... years playing on the wing of a four man midfield", in fact, you can count on one hand the number of times he started on the wing, but, of course, you wouldn't know that, because you know nothing about football, and even less about United.

    Welbeck had his chances, and couldn't finish, good teams, like United, with no shortage of world class strikers, have no room for strikers who fail to score, Arsenal, on the other hand ........

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    by FABONGRASSS Jul 20, 2014 11:48

    I don't think the ketamine is doing you any good piglet...it's a dissociative agent.....

    ...that's why your jabberwockying...and growing that ridiculous beard...(what was his name again...?)

    ...and squatting like a little Mexican hairless Chihuahua...while singing in the rain ...like a big, bad clockwork orange...

    ...maybe you should just go back on the steroids...?. ... although I know having grown size 14 feet when you can't get above 5' 2" and 8 stone in weight must be embarrassing for you...#

    ...you're a wimp...piglet....

    ...but at least you have your delusions of supremacy and aggressive outbursts on the internet to fall back on....

    ...as long as it keeps you off the streets....and stops you from hurting folk for real...Carry On Piglet...

    ....but nobody's laughing....not even at you....;(

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    by Mark THFC Jul 30, 2014 15:11

    Oh look another foul mouthed Tottenham fan. If I supported that lot I'd be swearing too, plank. How you must miss Danny Blanchflower and Martin Chivers. the only bit of quality you ever had. Oooppps! Sorry, and Jimmy Greaves....

  • Reply to

    Back from Portugal

    by John Sep 23, 2014 11:11

    I replied whilst the stretcher was on, IDIOT!!



    Where's my video?

    Will you be going to France soon?

    Here fishy fishy fishy!


  • Reply to

    Back from Portugal

    by John Sep 23, 2014 11:11


    OINK OINK!!!

  • I think it safe to say that bar a miracle Arsenal will once again not win the PL or CL this season despite considerable investment in the squad over the last two seasons. Even if Costa doesn't play an other game this year it is unlikely we will over take City and or Chelsea to win our first PL title in forever.

    Even if we sign Khedira, hell even if we swap squads with Chelsea we would still not win the PL simply because Wenger can not raise his own game.

    Don't get me wrong, I still would take Wenger over many PL managers but there are more and more managers I would take over Wenger at this point.

    He doesn't know any longer how to put a winning squad together. He signs good players we don't need and gets them to under perform. Ozil out wide and in general has not played up to his potential. it now also seems Wenger has found Sanchez' worth posution, wide left and continues to play him there.

    When RVP left we had a glaring need for a new world class No 9 but singed Ozil instead. Ozil's signing lifeted the club and squad but didn't do as much as a world class striker would have done. Ozil seems to be best in the nr 10 position but is not really played there. Ozil also seems like the type of player you buy as a luxury when you have all your other pieces of the puzzle in place, not when you have some gaping wholes in the sine of your squad.

    This year we still needed a world class striker but instead spend big on Sanchez, an other great player but not the world class No 9 we needed. He struggles on the left and even for Barca seemed to play predominantly on the right.

    Our squad had also been exposed brutally last season in the games against the top 4 teams for our lack of a DM and pace in defense. This season we are being punished for this again. Flamini played a decent game but tell me Silva or Vierra would have allowed Hazard to walk into the box the way he did.

    Tell me it wasn't predictable Chelsea would isolate Mert as happened on goal nr 2?

  • Ahhh Dodge...

    ...you forgot to give a little hiccough ...

    ...or did you just pass out again...?

    ...don't these little absences you keep having worry you.....Jacob....?

  • Reply to

    First trophy in the bag.

    by Govinda Aug 11, 2014 11:16

    "Its the only way you're going to keep a little bit of credibility here."

    Unlike the Dodge family, who only have to turn up to be 'credible'?


  • Reply to

    Sacked for theft...

    by You Gotta Larf! Aug 15, 2014 09:51

    "We know who you are"....?

    ...no you don't ...you silly little child....and you're not "we"...just for starters...you are only "you"...

    ...you're a lonely little internet nobody...a parasite...you're an internet troll who latches onto anything and anyone you can in order to be abusive to folk on the internet....

    ...you do it so that you can get your frustrated, aggravated, aggressive, insecure, immature, socially inadequate... little rocks off...

    ...you're emboldened by others of your kind of course....you copy others...look for approval from other trolls...

    .... you don't have the intellect...or the balls to speak for yourself....and probably no one in the real world to relate to...

    ...is you're frustration because there's nothing going on downstairs....?

  • Reply to

    Right, that's enough!

    by My Dodgy Combover! Aug 16, 2014 08:28

    Oh dear, the Dodgy family has come up with this ....

    "That frightened the bejesus out of you ....judging by your reaction to it."

    Oh, really?

    So let's look at my reaction to it .....


    Stop it, you're cracking me up!


    Yeah, it scared the bejesus out of me!!