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  • Reply to

    Why no Ronnie...????

    by Jacks Dec 14, 2014 09:10

    CHOMP CHOMP, MUNCH MUNCH ........ don't forget to BITE again, my little Geordie fishy wishy!

    LMFAOATTG!!
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  • We need to play better than we have in a long time to beat West Ham but given that they compete with us for 4th this is a must win game as strange as that sounds. I am not too optimistic and hope for a late Christmas gift.

    Maybe we can finally give our best goal scorer, Podolski, a chance now that Giroud conveniently got him self a winter break.

  • The way we are playing at the moment, I've pencilled in a win for us at City. Foolish? Well you might have said that had I predicted a 3 nil win against Stoke. But seriously, its no great challenge the way city are playing and it would be no shock. Defeat? Well that wouldn't be a shock either now would it? Best of luck boys.

  • Reply to

    Mute & Oblivious...

    by Jacks Jan 27, 2015 17:02

    Perhaps they were probably just Mancrapper Ushyted fans pretending to be Arsenal fans.

    I'm sure Le Poof and that soft old fairy from Cairns had a couple of ID's where they tried to pose as Arsenal supporters so that they could stir the shyte in these forums. The pair of them would spout more shyte about clubs like Arsenal and Chelsea than they ever could over Mancrapper Ushyted.

    Both have gone, driven away and history now, so loads of LMFAO over that one!

    OINK OINK!!!

  • Reply to

    Why no Ronnie...????

    by Jacks Dec 14, 2014 09:10

    Oh dear you dozy OLD plonker, then would you care to explain how Steve Davis was named the BBC Sports Personality of the Year in 1988 then, if snooker is a GAME and not a sport?

    Oops, it looks like I've just handed you your backside once again!!! - ROTFFLMFAO!!!

    Merry Xmas!!!

    OINK OINK!!!

  • Reply to

    Why no Ronnie...????

    by Jacks Dec 14, 2014 09:10

    You're having a laugh there you OLD fossil, most of the half decent come backs which you've used on these boards over and over again, you've generally stolen from me!

    Same old Botch, always a hypocrite!

    Come on, tell us all again how snooker is just a GAME and not a sport, and then explain how Steve Davis was BBC Sports Personality of the Year in 1988.

    I reckon Ronnie O'Sullivan should have won it too, IMHO he deserved it more than Lewis Hamilton did for basically driving a car around in circles!

    OINK OINK!!!

  • Reply to

    Why no Ronnie...????

    by Jacks Dec 14, 2014 09:10

    And it looks like I've just potted the black off a 147 break here and taken yet another frame!

    And don't forget - Steve Davis - Snooker - winner of the 1988 BBC Sports Personality of the Year Award - ROTFFLMFAO!!! - you can even look it up on your very own 'oracle of all knowledge' that you consult for everything, known as Wiki.

    OINK OINK!!!

  • Reply to

    Why no Ronnie...????

    by Jacks Dec 14, 2014 09:10

    Hahaha!! It took you FIVE days to get over the embarrassment of getting caught CHOMPING!

    But you just HAD to reply .... again!

    CHOMP CHOMP!

    How long will it take you next time??

    Come back now, you know you HATE me getting the last word, as usual!

    LMFAOATTG!!
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  • Reply to

    Jackanory!

    by HRH Gillian Brown BO Dec 9, 2014 08:48

    ".... you can check out the police car on my avatar. The photo was taken yesterday and you don't see many police cars like that in Newcastle and that's me stood near the front of it, with a globe covering my identity."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    The most hilarious of all the hilarious bullshyte the Geordie fool has ever come up with!

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    LMFAOATTG!!!

    I look forward to the inevitable BITE!
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  • Reply to

    Jackanory!

    by HRH Gillian Brown BO Dec 9, 2014 08:48

    " I own an apartment in Newcastle City centre which is a 15 walk from the ground, I also own two properties in the Jesmond area which are let out to students and which I make an income off."

    Hahaha!! Jackanory tell us a story!

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    LMFAOATTG!
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  • Reply to

    the poor beggar of the boards....

    by TheButchNemesis Dec 5, 2014 23:16

    Ouch!

    I must have touched a nerve....again! Especially since you went on a mad rant with your little 'jackanory' thread aimed at me!

    But 'jackanory' is what I named you because of all the tales you've told over the years on these boards, that just goes to show you couldn't even come up with something original of your own, always COPYING A GEORDIE!

    Remember when you supposedly 'chinned Lee Bowyer' on here? Your list of tall tales goes on and on and on! - PMSL!!!

    LMFAO - you best go and knit yourself another little geordie bloke and keep that unhealthy obsession of yours over me flowing with pure hatred!

    OINK OINK!

  • Its so good to see that the idiots of the boards are being ignored. We miss nothing with their exclusion from anything other than football. Now onto more pleasing things than them.
    I thought the team AW put out seem all to have played pretty well. The result was outstanding. Names I hadn't even thought of made a big move forward in wanting selection into the main squad. All in all, I have reason to smile for a while at least until things go pear shaped. But maybe not. As I said before the lastPL result could be a spring board for better things. Amen to that.

  • Reply to

    Not so pointless....

    by Jacks Dec 22, 2014 14:26

    "unbeaten in several matches now"

    Is that not counting Stoke, on the 6th December?

    Maybe that's why you didn't turn up here, or make any comment, because you didn't know?

    What a joke you are, baldy .... guffaw!
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  • Reply to

    Where's The A hole Butchy Boy

    by Jacks Jan 11, 2015 22:56

    The A hole Butchy will also be shyteing her knickers to hear that there's three geordie pals of mine currently 'down under' doing some building in Cairns, the plot thickens...and you gotta larf, really, you do!

  • Reply to

    Not so pointless....

    by Jacks Dec 22, 2014 14:26

    I think it was a great and important result. Of course to give it away late leaves a bad taste in our mouth but like you said, if you play panic football in the last 20 minutes you are likely to concede against a better team and Liverpool had been batter all game. Liverpool trailing us in the table and possibly competing with us for 4th meant a draw was better result for us than for them.

    We look likely to survive an other round in the CL but what will that lead to and will it harm our fragile squad and chances for 4th in the PL? Who knows. At this point in time I find it hard to get excited about the prospects of beating Monaco, an other mid-table average team.

    I hope against reason and history that Wenger will buy a starting type caliber defensive player either CD or defensive midfielder during the January window. Schneiderlin would make me very happy.

    I think Chaimbers had a stinker and I wonder if he is not, at this point, a better CD than RB. Clearly Wenger thinks Debuchy is the better CD. I also think Mertesacker is not having a great year and that is costing us even if it is in his failure to organise the defense during set pieces. I am sure it frustrating to every Arsenal fan to continue to concede from set pieces year after year. To me that should be one of the parts of the game you can practice for and improve on yet it is hard to see such improvement.

    I still don't think we take 4th this season and I fear we might be exposed by West Ham. We are lucky Song is leaving for the ACN.

    11 dropped points from winning positions thus far, that would have put us in contention for the PL title.

  • Time to rest Sanchez and give Walcott, Ozill or Campbell some minutes?

  • Only shouting when they're winning!

    Now I OWN this place, and every Geordie who ever posts here!

    LMFAOATTGs!!!
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  • I hope everyone had a relaxing and enjoyable Christmas with family and friends. I am planning to keep January dry. Not only does my liver need to rest, but my wallet took a big hit throughout December too!

    No doubt many would have been delighted, bemused and frustrated in equal measure by their teams performances over the festive period.

    The mid-season sales open tomorrow. I for one can't wait to see what efforts are made to strengthen our team.

    4th and progress in the CL will only be possible with at least two new signings.

  • Reply to

    Mute & Oblivious...

    by Jacks Jan 27, 2015 17:02

    To be honest Jack, I have been busy at work and the board has become, lets say, scarce of any meaningful or fun debates and discussions.

    A few things have happened which I was delighted with.

    Hector Bellerin is developing really well. He has had some great games and will provide Wenger with a real headache when Jenkinson comes back, because he's doing very well too.

    Coquelin had a brilliant game against City, which was in itself a great result.

    I'm keeping everything crossed that Paulista will be as brilliant for us as he has been for Villareal this season.
    He looks like the perfect remedy for those games where Mertesacker is just too slow.

    I am up at the Emirates for the Villa game on Sunday and have already got my tickets for the Monaco game too. Looking forward to the run in now.

  • Reply to

    the poor beggar of the boards....

    by TheButchNemesis Dec 5, 2014 23:16

    Surely, someone who owns a Bentley would easily be able to afford to buy their own nightclub in such a cheap country like Bali?

    Or is this nightclub just a front for human trafficking and exploiting underage girls into selling their meat for pennies to dirty old nonces from Australia?

    So, you're not just nuts deep in orangutans, there's children involved too!

    Seven weeks of pretending to be travelling, but I know that you were really on the Yahoo articles in your various different ID's getting yourself wound up, as per usual. - LMFAO!!!

    OINK OINK!!!